CHANTERELLE – Doug’s girlfriend … a W.E.G – West Essex Girl. Slightly obsessed with her looks – her fake nails, pumped up lips, hair extensions from China and her spray tan. She favours a natural look. She hardly ever achieves it. Like all the greats she goes by one name. Madonna, Cher, Lulu, Adele and Jordan. Possibly named after the mushroom. And she is often in the dark.
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